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random stuff 2
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Re: random stuff 2
by Flsprtsgod on February 3rd, 2010, 8:40 am
Must'a been blonde...
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Re: random stuff 2
by imamystery on February 9th, 2010, 12:51 am
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Re: random stuff 2
by FatTony on February 9th, 2010, 3:57 pm
You two crack me up! Thanks!
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Re: random stuff 2
by Flsprtsgod on February 12th, 2010, 8:25 am
Men's Health 100 drunkest cities in America list:
The Top 10
1. Fresno, CA
2. Reno, NV
3. Billings, MT
4. Riverside, CA
5. Austin, TX
6. St. Louis, MO
7. San Antonio, TX
8. Lubbock, TX
9. Tucson, AZ
10. Bakersfield, CA
And the Bottom 10:
90. Portland, ME
91. Manchester, NH
92. Fort Wayne, IN
93. New York, NY
94. Durham, NC
95. Newark, NH
96. Miami, FL
97. Salt Lake City, UT
98. Rochester, NY
99. Yonkers, NY
100. Boston, MA
It explains so much about Loggie's experiences there.
The Top 10
1. Fresno, CA
2. Reno, NV
3. Billings, MT
4. Riverside, CA
5. Austin, TX
6. St. Louis, MO
7. San Antonio, TX
8. Lubbock, TX
9. Tucson, AZ
10. Bakersfield, CA
And the Bottom 10:
90. Portland, ME
91. Manchester, NH
92. Fort Wayne, IN
93. New York, NY
94. Durham, NC
95. Newark, NH
96. Miami, FL
97. Salt Lake City, UT
98. Rochester, NY
99. Yonkers, NY
100. Boston, MA
It explains so much about Loggie's experiences there.
Reality doesn't go away just because you stop believing in it. - John Derbyshire
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who really mean it." - Anon.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who really mean it." - Anon.
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Re: random stuff 2
by Flsprtsgod on February 12th, 2010, 8:27 am
I do wonder about their research methodology though if NYC and Bahston finish in the the last 10%. Those cities are heavy on the Irish and Italians, and we all know what genetically disposed lushes they are.
Reality doesn't go away just because you stop believing in it. - John Derbyshire
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who really mean it." - Anon.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who really mean it." - Anon.
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Re: random stuff 2
by Flsprtsgod on February 12th, 2010, 8:31 am
One more...I give you..."The Sh!t Box!"
http://dornob.com/portable-disposable-cardboard-toilet-design/
http://dornob.com/portable-disposable-cardboard-toilet-design/
Reality doesn't go away just because you stop believing in it. - John Derbyshire
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who really mean it." - Anon.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who really mean it." - Anon.
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Re: random stuff 2
by ScottyK on February 13th, 2010, 10:24 pm
One can understand Salt Lake City coming in at 97, but I'm sure the city of Ogden, UT would rate significantly higher.
Ogden is home to Hill AFB, and the class six on base is the second busiest in the Air Force, with Kunsan, Korea coming in at number one.
Ogden is home to Hill AFB, and the class six on base is the second busiest in the Air Force, with Kunsan, Korea coming in at number one.
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Re: random stuff 2
by whynot42 on February 22nd, 2010, 11:27 am
It's official!!!!!!!!!!!My oldest daughter and son-in-law to be are engaged!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT MAKE any reference to this on facebook. They haven't OFFICIALLY told his parents yet.
PLEASE DO NOT MAKE any reference to this on facebook. They haven't OFFICIALLY told his parents yet.
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Re: random stuff 2
by whynot42 on February 23rd, 2010, 6:53 am
Stalking florida guys life and wife- - is that profile pic of the little one his/her "The Thinker" pose???????
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Re: random stuff 2
by Flsprtsgod on February 23rd, 2010, 7:21 am
E's just chillaxin'...
Reality doesn't go away just because you stop believing in it. - John Derbyshire
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who really mean it." - Anon.
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