Christian Rogues

Be careful out there:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,473090,00.html

Tell 76 to be careful.

Thanks for the, um, heads-up. The lid to our commode stays put pretty well when lifted, but we'll teach the little guy to be careful.

Our youngest used to lay straight across the toilet so that his doodle pointed straight down. He was determined that this was the best way to do it.
I'm sure he appreciates me sharing

vic-chic wrote:Our youngest used to lay straight across the toilet so that his doodle pointed straight down. He was determined that this was the best way to do it.
I'm sure he appreciates me sharing

HEYYYYYY! What's wrong wit that? I still do that...

Of course the article didn't mention that the best way to avoid these terrible incidents is for women to STOP insisting that we RAISE the seat in the first place..."if you sprinkle when you tinkle...please be neat and wipe the seat"...
BTW: At what age do you remove the string with the rock attached to the "doodle"?

p2717 wrote:At what age do you remove the string with the rock attached to the "doodle"?

Silly Ironman, you don't decide by AGE, it's SIZE, (and I used a cinder block).

FatTony wrote:

p2717 wrote:At what age do you remove the string with the rock attached to the "doodle"?

Silly Ironman, you don't decide by AGE, it's SIZE, (and I used a cinder block).

Unfortunately I used a medium sized rock...I lost it when the toilet seat slammed on my "doodle"...and now the only thing I can do is open paint cans...

Lends new meaning to the term "latex fetish".

I am so thankful that I don't understand most of this bantering.

Clearly the easiest way to solve this is to purchase a house that has both a toilet and a urinal. Or you can just teach him to pee on the front bushes like the rest of us.